Friday, February 20, 2009
Bitter Biting Bittern
A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother
bittern, and the better
bittern bit the bitter
biter back.
And the bittern, bitten
by thebetter biting
bittern, said: 'I'm
a bittern bitter biting
bittern, bitten better
now!"
Bill and the Billboard
Betty Botter's Butter and Batter

Betty Botter bought some
butter.
But she said,
"This butter is bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter
bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Will make my bitter butter
better."
so, Betty Botter bought a
bit of butter
Better than her bitter
butter."
So, Betty Botter bought a
bit of butter
Better than her bitter
butter."
And she mixed it with her
bitter butter
And put it in her batter.
That's how Betty Botter
got a better batter
Out of her bit of bitter
butter.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
*A Flea and a Fly*

A flea and a fly were
imprisoned in a flue,
so what could they do?
Said the fly,
"Let us flee!"
Said the flea,
"Let us fly!"
And they flew through
the flaw in the flue.
Said the flea to the fly as
he flew through the flue,
"There's s flaw in the
floor of the flue."
Said the fly to the flea as
he flew through the flue,
"A flaw in the floor of the
flue dosen't bother me.
Does it bother you?"
Friday, January 9, 2009
Bill Posted a Bail
Bill and Ding at the Building
Bill and Ding
at the building
are building a building
inside the building;
and the building Bill
and Ding are building
inside the building
is something that Bill
and Ding cannot build
outside the building.
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