Five Brave Maids

Bitter Biting Bittern

A bitter biting bittern

Bit a better brother

bittern, and the better

bittern bit the bitter

biter back.

And the bittern, bitten

by thebetter biting

bittern, said: 'I'm

a bittern bitter biting

bittern, bitten better

now!"

Bill and the Billboard

Bill had a billboard.

Bill also had a board bill

The board bill bored Bill,

So Bill sold his billboard

And paid his board bill.

Then the board bill

No longer bored Bill.

But thourh Bill had no

Board bill,

Neither did Bill have his

billboard!

Betty Botter's Butter and Batter

Betty Botter bought some

butter.

But she said,

"This butter is bitter.

If I put it in my batter,

It will make my batter

bitter.

But a bit of better butter

Will make my bitter butter

better."

so, Betty Botter bought a

bit of butter

Better than her bitter

butter."

So, Betty Botter bought a

bit of butter

Better than her bitter

butter."

And she mixed it with her

bitter butter

And put it in her batter.

That's how Betty Botter

got a better batter

Out of her bit of bitter

butter.

*A Flea and a Fly*

A flea and a fly were

imprisoned in a flue,

so what could they do?

Said the fly,

"Let us flee!"

Said the flea,

"Let us fly!"

And they flew through

the flaw in the flue.

Said the flea to the fly as

he flew through the flue,

"There's s flaw in the

floor of the flue."

Said the fly to the flea as

he flew through the flue,

"A flaw in the floor of the

flue dosen't bother me.

Does it bother you?"

Bill Posted a Bail

Bill posted a bail

to get a bill for a bale

and another bill for

the bell of the belle.

The bell of the belle

was given by Bill who

posted a bail to get

a bill for a bale and

another bill for the

bell of the belle

named Annabel Anvil.

Bill and Ding at the Building

Bill and Ding

at the building

are building a building

inside the building;

and the building Bill

and Ding are building

inside the building

is something that Bill

and Ding cannot build

outside the building.

Bill has a Ball

Bill has a ball.

It fell into the well.

Bill called for Willy

to get the ball

that fell in the well.

But Willy said, "Well,

it's well to forget

the ball. Let the ball

that fell in the well,

stay in the well."

*A Mouse Found a House*

A mouse found a house

inside the house of

another mouse.

Inside the house of a

mouse is another house

found by another mouse.

A sTaFf MeMbEr HoLdInG a StOpPeR sToP

A staff member holding

a stopper stops near

the 'Stop and Shop'

to look at the stuff.



The stuff was a stopper

held by a staff member

who stopped to look at

the stuff near the

'Stop and Shop'

THE DOUBLE NOBLE NO BELL NOVEL ABOUT NAVEL HAS NO BILL

Young NOBEL once had tried

to pronounce the following

the pride :

THE DOUBLE NOBLE NO BELL

NOVEL ABOUT NAVEL HAS NO

BILL.

To which Young NOBEL added:

THE ABLE IF ABLE CAN ABLE!

The Defective Detective

The defective detective

defectively detecting a

defective detector.

A defective detector

was defectively detected

by the defective detective.