The Swiss witch named Sue Witts Switched the Switch

Which witch switched the

switch?

The Swiss witch named

Sue Witts switched

the switch.

The switch was switched

by the Swiss witch

named Sue Witts.

It was Sue Witts, the

Swiss witch, who

switched the switch.

The Woman and The money Changer

A woman wants her money to

be changed by a money changer

who happens to be short of change.

The money changer wants to

change the woman's money even

though he's short of change.

The woman thinking that the

money changer is trying to short-

change her, dosen't want her

money to be changed by the money

changer who is short of change.

But the money changer who is

short of change still wants to

change the woman's money.

This angered the woman who

is changing her money from a

money changer who is short of

change and which she believed is

trying to short-change her.

The money changer explained

he is not trying to short-change the

woman. He is just short of change.

They had an exchange of

words. And the woman, who wants

her money changer who is

short of change, with her money

unchanged.

The Toe of the Doe

Is it true that due

to the dew

the toe of the doe

turned blue?

No, it is not true

that due to the dew

the toe of doe

turned blue

but the toe of the doe

turned blue due to the

glue.

It is the glue and not

the dew that turned to

blue the toe of the doe.

So, if somebody will ask

if it is true that due to

the dew the toe of the doe

turned blue,

you know now that it is

not due to the dew but

due to the glue the toe

of the doe turned blue.

The Rancher and His Bags of Money

The rancher brags his bags
of money in the blank.
The banker who keeps
the bags of money the
rancher brags losses the
bags of money the rancher
brags to the bank who
heard the rancher brags
his bags of money in the
bank.

That's why, the bags of
money in the bank owned
by the rancher who
proudly brags his bags
of money in the bank
was lost by the banker
to the bank robbers who
robbed the bank who heard
the rancher brags his
bags of money in the bank.

So, if you hear a rancher
who'll brag his bags of
money in the bank, such
bags of money in the bank
are no longer in the bank!

The Fat Cat and the Fat Rat

The fat cat sat on the

floor mat near the fat

rat.

The fat cat that sat on

the floor mat near the

fat rat saw the fat rat

near the floor mat before

the fat rat can notice

the fat cat that sat on

the floor mat.

The fat rat dosen't want

to be caught by the fat

cat sat on the floor

mat and because the

cat and the rat are both fat,

they pat each other's fat!

The Bothfly and The Butterfly

The bothfly and the butterfly fly over the bottle and the butter

The bothfly flies over the butter; The butterfly flies over the bottle.

When their fly friend asked why the bohtfly did fly over the butter and not over the bottle, and the butterfly over the bottle and no over the butter, they reply: "We would like to multiply"

Pitcher, the pitcher

The pitcher named Pitcher

pitches a pitcher.

The pitcher pitched by a

pitcher named Pitcher

was pitched by another

pitcher who wished

to pitch the picher

pitched by the pitcher

named Pitcher

Because of this, the

picture of the pitcher

named Pitcher, and the

picture of the pitcher

named Pitcher

were not shown to other

pitchers who also wished

to pitch the pitcher

pitched by the pitcher

named Pitcher

The Preparation for the Submission of the Decision

The preperation for the

submission of the decision

of the delegation is not

the intention in the

conduction of the

interrogation during the

inauguration where the

situation being mentioned

is part of the occasion

of such celebration in

commemoration of the said

participation in the

preparation for the

submission of the

decision of the above-

mentioned delegation.

BE CONSIDERATE

Be considerate

in considering

the most considerable

consideration

to be considered

if you consider

to consider.

However, how can you

become considerate

in considering

the most considerable

consideration

to be considered

if you won't consider

to consider?

THE FORTUNATE FORTUNE-HUNTER

Fortunately, the fortune of the fortunate fortune-hunter was forwarded by the forwader to the faithful foster-brother of the fortunate fortune-hunter.

Unfortunately, the fortune of the fortunate fortune-hunter forwarded by the forwader to the faithful foster-brother of the fortunate fortune-hunter was unknowingly forwarded by the foster-brother to another fortune-hunter who is a rival of the fornate fortune-hunter.

Fortunately, the fortune of the fortunate fortune-hunter forwarded by the forwarded to the faithful foster-brother of the fortunate fortune-hunter who unknowingly forwarded to another fortune-hunter who is a rival of the fortunate fortune-hunter was recovered intact by the fortunate fortune-hunter.

Thus, the fortune of the fortunate fortune-hunter was forwarded again by the forwarder to the faithful foster-brother of the fortunate fortune-hunter.

The Wondering Wonderer!

Drill on the following TONGUE TWISTERS until you can say them rapidly and correctly!

The wandering wanderer wondering

on the wonder of wonders wonders

how the wonder of wonders wonders

The wonder of wonders wonders

the wandering wanderer wondering

on the wonder of wonders

The wandering wanderer wonders:

"What a wonder of wonders to wonder!"

The Dreaming Dreamer Dreams

Tonge Twisters will help one to remedy vowel and consonant defects in speaking. These wil be very useful to all of us.

Let me share first to you this easy one.


The dreaming dreamer dreams
the dream he doesn't dream
to dream but doesn't dream
the dream he dreams to dream.

So, when the dreaming
dreamer dreams the dream
he doesn't dream to dream but
doesn't dream the dream
he dreams to dream, he dreams
not to dream any dream anymore.

But when the dreaming
dreamer dreams the dream he
dreams to dream, he dreams
to continually dream more
dreams to dream.