The Fat Cat and the Fat Rat

The fat cat sat on the

floor mat near the fat

rat.

The fat cat that sat on

the floor mat near the

fat rat saw the fat rat

near the floor mat before

the fat rat can notice

the fat cat that sat on

the floor mat.

The fat rat dosen't want

to be caught by the fat

cat sat on the floor

mat and because the

cat and the rat are both fat,

they pat each other's fat!